Meet my giant pair of scissors

Weird flex, but ok. We made a pair of giant scissors. Because [INSERT PLENTY OF REASONS]. Thanks NordVPN for keeping my shop lights on and for keeping my data safe. Go to NordVPN.com/SIMONE and use code SIMONE to get 75% off a 3 year plan and an extra month for free.
Also thanks to Marcos and Trevor for helping me make the scissors, and for Scott for helping filming, and to JACKIE GRIEFF FOR HELPING ME EDIT THIS VIDEO! New person, new person! Welcome onboard Jackie.
And last, but not least: thanks to Lincoln Electric for sending me a welder and a plasma cutter! PROBABLY UNCALLED FOR DISCLAIMER: I'm not sponsored by Lincoln, but they did send me the stuff for free. ANOTHER UNCALLED FOR DISCLAIMER: I thoroughly want to befriend all their employees, because they are very kind and funny.
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  1. The Gibby

    The Gibby

    5 giờ trước

    If she made a crossover with Michael Reeves the world would end

  2. Sebastián Alegre

    Sebastián Alegre

    9 giờ trước

    mignatures!

  3. chrislee671

    chrislee671

    13 giờ trước

    vampire weekend - a punk at 3:39

  4. Petter Eliseussen

    Petter Eliseussen

    14 giờ trước

    lol its the first time i see you, but i expect you to look smaller for each time. :)

  5. Winddragon Lundholm

    Winddragon Lundholm

    14 giờ trước

    I didn't know you where Swedish. Your English is to good.

  6. Trace Doyle

    Trace Doyle

    14 giờ trước

    She's such an edgy VNchannelr

  7. Salvatore Shiggerino

    Salvatore Shiggerino

    16 giờ trước

    Take it to the UK and try to "bin the blade"

  8. Salvatore Shiggerino

    Salvatore Shiggerino

    16 giờ trước

    8:35 Why nut cover? Why not just rivet the pieces together like scissors are normally made?

  9. Skukkix23

    Skukkix23

    17 giờ trước

    I think the belly cut is sexist cause you cant perform it as a male

  10. wt2009

    wt2009

    17 giờ trước

    No idea to where this channel is going, but im in. Dont disapoint us ;)

  11. arttu ikonen

    arttu ikonen

    19 giờ trước

    10:11 XD

  12. Nina Hallén

    Nina Hallén

    19 giờ trước

    Must...resist...making...scissoring joke...

  13. doc crowley

    doc crowley

    Ngày trước

    lesbian energy

  14. J Jones

    J Jones

    Ngày trước

    What a woman!

  15. Timothy Kelley

    Timothy Kelley

    Ngày trước

    You are a CUT above the rest!

  16. Ken Heitmueller

    Ken Heitmueller

    Ngày trước

    those GLASSES are ADORABLE!

  17. Jacquelynn Trapani

    Jacquelynn Trapani

    Ngày trước

    Simone is slowly becoming arietty

  18. kieran jervis

    kieran jervis

    Ngày trước

    You made the scissors so big you cant run with them

  19. Caleb Jasik

    Caleb Jasik

    Ngày trước

    a world of mig-natures

  20. Replaymyway

    Replaymyway

    Ngày trước

    Did she use the plasma to sharpen the scissors or a grinder

  21. The Professor 10

    The Professor 10

    Ngày trước

    TIME TO GO TO HONNOJI ACADEMY TO FIND OUT WHO KILLED YOUR FATHER

  22. Richard Connor

    Richard Connor

    Ngày trước

    Haha, I've got half of a giant pair of scissors almost done myself... but it's been half done for 2 years now... I'll get back to it eventually... Mine are just solid steel, and not quite so large, though. The half I have weighs 20lbs. So, the reason the scissors don't cut great, is if you look at good scissors, their blades are actually slightly bent toward eachother. It's very slight, but as the blades come together they meet, and form a singular cutting point. In front of that point, the edges actually overlap a teeny, tiny amount, and behind that point they seperate a little bit as the point travels down the length of the cut.

  23. AaronAlso

    AaronAlso

    Ngày trước

    Simone, Sharpening scissors is a next level skill that even most knife makers do not have. The two inside surfaces must be super flat and in direct contact with each other. This is just as important as the edge of each blade being sharp itself.

  24. it's true

    it's true

    Ngày trước

    Disclaimer: don't run with scissors. LOL

  25. Helge Leirdal

    Helge Leirdal

    Ngày trước

    Du kjem til å gjera framtidige arkeologar nokso forvirra...

  26. Rubab Huss

    Rubab Huss

    Ngày trước

    Someone trips at the stair and now he/she is a one-eyed pirate.

  27. Gert van den Berg

    Gert van den Berg

    Ngày trước

    This makes the cut

  28. Jayde Faith

    Jayde Faith

    2 ngày trước

    Mignature

  29. EDDY REALLY VD SWALUW

    EDDY REALLY VD SWALUW

    2 ngày trước

    YES EVEN ABLE TO CUT YOUR HAIR NOT JUST GOOFY

  30. EDDY REALLY VD SWALUW

    EDDY REALLY VD SWALUW

    2 ngày trước

    HO HAVE I BEEN NAUGHTY PART OF THE SCENE PERFECT MATCH EVEN MORE JEALOUS,BEING SOLD OUT,BUT YOU GOT TO CASH IN FIRST,MEAN TIME NEED PURE IMAGE HARD TO HANDLE GUN,BUT NOT FOR YOU CALL OF DUTY BEFORE THE FINAL CUT,HAVING TO CLEAN UP AFTERWARDS,EVEN LOOK SEXY IN SAFETY BOOTS,OH DARED I HAVE BEEN ALL THEM BEAUTY`S,JUST A SCENE ILLUSION FANTASY,,CASH IN FIRST,AMAZING REALLY BEING SOLD BUT SWEET DELICIOUS SWEET WANT TO SUCK ON YOUR TOES PARTS LOCATED AT EACH FEET

  31. Perryman1138

    Perryman1138

    2 ngày trước

    This is amazing! I feel like getting them flattened would do the trick (like people who do hand scraping), and barring that, put a slight curvature on them so the metal remains in contact through the cut.

  32. Keven Silva

    Keven Silva

    2 ngày trước

    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

  33. BennickGAdeus

    BennickGAdeus

    2 ngày trước

    Kill La Kill sequel when?

  34. dubson_h

    dubson_h

    2 ngày trước

  35. Tracy K

    Tracy K

    2 ngày trước

    Awesome.

  36. SeawardFob43

    SeawardFob43

    2 ngày trước

    4:13 getting hammered huh... What a weird expression

  37. Sarah Spencer

    Sarah Spencer

    2 ngày trước

    Lifts the scissor blades. "I think they're at least the weight of a 5 year old child." Lifts again. "5 year old child" This might be my favorite video

  38. Thunderbird1337

    Thunderbird1337

    2 ngày trước

    OH NO COME ON, not that stupid VPN crap again! On how many channels do I have to see this nonsense? No, you can't surf the web anonymously with a VPN, your location stays not private and your data is not end-to-end encrypted. Although the suppliers want you to believe these things, using a VPN is absolutely no guarantee for that. It's a waste of your money. Don't understand why VNchannelrs with millions of followers are not satisfied with the income of the normal VNchannel commercials and have to do this disinformational advertisement shit in addition. It's a shame.

  39. Glenn Ray

    Glenn Ray

    2 ngày trước

    2:16 - 2:25 Very Meta of you...

  40. briansuxxx

    briansuxxx

    2 ngày trước

    What wouldn't you have used aluminum instead of steel? Everything would have been so much easier.

  41. Thomas Nøhr

    Thomas Nøhr

    2 ngày trước

    Simone G., making the world just a little bit better with each video. Thanks Simone G.!

  42. sassycattie

    sassycattie

    2 ngày trước

    Watching everything slowly move closer to the edge as you hit the metal was hilarious

  43. Dustywitch

    Dustywitch

    3 ngày trước

    we need a machine to use these with!

  44. Ben Pesh

    Ben Pesh

    3 ngày trước

    The daily grind 7:35

  45. Sophia Liberty

    Sophia Liberty

    3 ngày trước

    simone's voice is like a mix between lili reinhart and zooey deschanel

  46. Shailesh Rana

    Shailesh Rana

    3 ngày trước

    Sheet Metal work is sooo exhaustive. I feel you.

  47. Henry McCausland

    Henry McCausland

    3 ngày trước

    Simone you look happy :D

  48. robrobusa

    robrobusa

    3 ngày trước

    Not to be that guy, but last time I had to hammer some sheet metal, I realized a heat gun makes everything SO much simpler.

  49. MrWeirdowski

    MrWeirdowski

    3 ngày trước

    11:32 Don't walk with a slightly faster pace with giant scissors, Simone!!!

  50. Darwin Dunn

    Darwin Dunn

    4 ngày trước

    Mignature

  51. g.swell

    g.swell

    4 ngày trước

    i'm surprised that she actually has the will and drive to do men's work

    • Nathan Hutchison

      Nathan Hutchison

      2 ngày trước

      hope she builds a huge kitchen next time

  52. Aldous Huxley

    Aldous Huxley

    4 ngày trước

    Perfect for cutting up chames jarles merch

  53. monkeychicken27

    monkeychicken27

    4 ngày trước

    You’re hilarious. It makes me smile that people can give in to silly.

  54. Rik van der Mark

    Rik van der Mark

    4 ngày trước

    Nice one Simone 😁 But didn't you mean migniature at the end? 😜

  55. ayoub fenkouch

    ayoub fenkouch

    4 ngày trước

    "please excuse me while i fund this channel" kinda stuff you only find on this channel :')

  56. Ξενοφώντας Σούλης

    Ξενοφώντας Σούλης

    4 ngày trước

    2:05 That's why you are the best.

  57. Елена Нилова

    Елена Нилова

    4 ngày trước

    Kelli ?

  58. Kara McCarthy

    Kara McCarthy

    5 ngày trước

    her happiness makes me so happy :’)

  59. ㄥ 卂 乂尺 乇

    ㄥ 卂 乂尺 乇

    5 ngày trước

    12:50 it's not menature, It's mignature. Ha! See what i did there?

  60. Faye Higgins

    Faye Higgins

    5 ngày trước

    mig-nature

  61. Tvens

    Tvens

    5 ngày trước

    Simone would be like the boss in the film “Us”

  62. Jess Woodmansee

    Jess Woodmansee

    6 ngày trước

    Found this on Reddit shortly after watching this video! Wish I knew the story behind the image...maybe she just likes sharp objects too? www.reddit.com/r/cursedimages/comments/bnp901/cursed_garden/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

  63. Young Suit

    Young Suit

    6 ngày trước

    This makes it seem like it would be easier to start a business that is backed by the mayor of your major city so he can give you the big scissors to cut the ribbon when you open.

  64. Eric Hvinden

    Eric Hvinden

    7 ngày trước

    I'm so glad to see you on VNchannel. Watched with tears about your brain issues. Glad to have you back...

  65. Roger Skagerström

    Roger Skagerström

    7 ngày trước

    Mera dig!!! =D

  66. ツZipp

    ツZipp

    7 ngày trước

    Hey, Simone! Where are you. That video have two months.

  67. Blaire Bustillo

    Blaire Bustillo

    7 ngày trước

    You're the best Simone. I just love your creativity :) Take care my friend :)

  68. Aniket Khariwale

    Aniket Khariwale

    7 ngày trước

    She doesn't care about her hairs.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  69. Fyrebat Skymarshall

    Fyrebat Skymarshall

    7 ngày trước

    🤣

  70. Fardou Montsma

    Fardou Montsma

    7 ngày trước

    1:32 Using scissors to make scissors

  71. Alan Ball

    Alan Ball

    8 ngày trước

    Anyone who saw you that day in the park probably felt like they were dreaming. "Uh did I just get really small or did she just get really big"

    • Alan Ball

      Alan Ball

      8 ngày trước

      Also lets be clear, that's how Simone eats bananas from here on out.

  72. Luner Sailer

    Luner Sailer

    8 ngày trước

    I think Sweeneytodd would be proud

  73. The Bazer

    The Bazer

    8 ngày trước

    It's in video like I want be ugly

  74. Diego Morones-Castillo

    Diego Morones-Castillo

    8 ngày trước

    If nothing else, it can serve as a great prop for a tiny person video

  75. CyberTroll

    CyberTroll

    8 ngày trước

    use it to scare kids on Halloween

  76. CyanAnn

    CyanAnn

    9 ngày trước

    mignature

  77. heather s

    heather s

    9 ngày trước

    Seriously envious that you get gifted tools...yep, definitely envious.

  78. Blemmy

    Blemmy

    9 ngày trước

    Mig-nature

  79. 435now

    435now

    9 ngày trước

    9:15 - 9:18 to quote "Who's Line Is It Anyway", "Things you can say about your giant Pair of Scissors, but not your girlfriend"

  80. Denis Mehmedoff

    Denis Mehmedoff

    9 ngày trước

    The most awesome scissors on VNchannel!

  81. Paul Bolus

    Paul Bolus

    9 ngày trước

    Simone where did you get that dungarees?

  82. BillsBayou

    BillsBayou

    9 ngày trước

    How did you end up making the scissors a mirror image of the original? Maybe, and I'm spitballing here, you ended up making left-handed scissors; mounted them on the wall for the right hand; and that's why they don't cut well?

  83. Léna Mittelmann

    Léna Mittelmann

    9 ngày trước

    Ahahahaaaa she cut a banana 😂

  84. Ishari

    Ishari

    9 ngày trước

    You look like a cute mouse girl warrior kinda character chilling in the park with the scissors. 10/10, would base an entire video game on that concept.

  85. turtle as a turtle

    turtle as a turtle

    9 ngày trước

    😁👍🏻❤️

  86. Kieran Barker

    Kieran Barker

    9 ngày trước

    Mignatures.... "Mig"="Me" remember?

  87. Jesse Lejarzar

    Jesse Lejarzar

    10 ngày trước

    I love your humor, thanks so much for being you

  88. MentalRaptors

    MentalRaptors

    10 ngày trước

    Awecellent work! If only this piece of craftwomanship could work on Brian, right?

  89. 44yvo

    44yvo

    10 ngày trước

    "TAke that, Marie Kondo!" Hahaha.

  90. Sapphire draws

    Sapphire draws

    10 ngày trước

    You’re like the channel I like to build stuff and Mark rober but a girl! And I just found you today and I’m already subscribing. :D

  91. StopAmo

    StopAmo

    10 ngày trước

    you need a giant comb/brush :) also you said kinetic sculpture are you maybe going to motorize them?

  92. Jerry Kurl

    Jerry Kurl

    10 ngày trước

    Whoa! What's up with this chicks eye?

    • MentalRaptors

      MentalRaptors

      10 ngày trước

      Check her channel, she explains it there.

  93. Grant Flick

    Grant Flick

    11 ngày trước

    we need shitty robots I've resorted to Michael Reeves

  94. ipneo rama

    ipneo rama

    11 ngày trước

    Now I know why I was always told not to run with scissors. They are too damned heavy.

  95. Corentin Jegou

    Corentin Jegou

    11 ngày trước

    Cyprien first

  96. Jim Raynor

    Jim Raynor

    11 ngày trước

    Simone, You're the cuttest and funniest mad engeneer of youtube, i first saw you just before you became ill, and after one of your last tweet, i had to say it to you. I hope all the best for you, and plz continue making youre awesome and funny vidéos, you make my heart melt

  97. Beau Breard

    Beau Breard

    12 ngày trước

    Mig•nature

  98. Jays Trains and Railfanning

    Jays Trains and Railfanning

    12 ngày trước

    You should make a mueseum of bigatures or maxatures

  99. Andres Deza

    Andres Deza

    12 ngày trước

    you should build one for demolition ranch

  100. Kris Wilcox

    Kris Wilcox

    13 ngày trước

    we'll cut off your johnson!

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